playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

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johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

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chodeboy:

christian couples calling eachother fetus instead of baby bc to them it’s the same thing

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jackhoward:

I FUCKING LOVE DOGS

jackhoward:

I FUCKING LOVE DOGS

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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